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RE: your ethubs post (very good post btw)... who IS mimicking who with the chainmail armor? they've both been lying on purpose and by accident for so long now, I don't even know what I believe anymore
this is a great question, but i'd like to begin by asking: why did etho have chocolate on his knees during the mindrack trial vs. the b-team?
well, mindcrack ran on snapshots at the time and the trial occurred at the end of september 2012. dyeable leather would have been accessible on the server around the beginning of the month, so when Etho shows up for a pre-trial tour of Bdubs' place, he's wearing white leather with brown spots. in fact the trial may have been the first time anyone there saw dyed leather, hence the question.
so etho's wearing the latest fashion and bdubs takes this opportunity to one up him. chainmail was added in the same snaphshot but is uncraftable in survival, so it's got more bragging potential. etho is, as predicted, a little jealous but they're distracted by a visual glitch.
in the following years etho appears to calculate the following syllogism: a) chainmail is breezy; b) bdubs didn't like wearing armor in OOGE so c) he must wear chainmail to show off his skins. meanwhile, bdubs' stated reasons are more etho-like, as using worse or less armor is kind of a big flex - the same way etho used to only wear boots to make the game harder. (though bdubs agrees chainmail is lacy.)
so etho likes to see bdubs in (lacy, breezy) chainmail being vain abt his skin; bdubs does like fashion but pride matters more, as he rebuts in wild life. i suppose bdubs "started" it by virtue of being the first one to obtain, wear, and brag about it, but neither of them are exactly wrong about learning it from the other person. it's a cycle indeed.
#peter answers#by same snapshot i mean the trading for leather armor; dye came a short few weeks later#they're competitive jealous freaks and intuited before anything happened this would be a point of contention btwn them#also if these links also get eaten i'm eating my mug#gameshows do touch our lives
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PETE. FINALLY THANK GOD YOU GOT THIS APP.
Okay so currently im fleeing the country with grace, steph, richie max and another version of you
- @ineededhelpmakingthis
another- WHAT???
ok, okay, first of,
Why are you fleeing the country??
And second,
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANOTHER VERSION OF ME??
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Tony have you eaten mermaid food? Have you tried to be a merman?
Blech no. Peter doesn't even touch the stuff anymore. I don't even like seaweed the way humans eat it, much less how mermaids do. As for the tail... I mean the mating thing doesn't give me a tail but-
-- I'm trying to talk him into making one himself. Or get one of these really realistic ones made! He'd look so dreamy with a tail, wouldn't he?? But he won't let me *pout*
-- Tesoro, I am human. I can not swim with a tail. Plus, you just want me to have a tail so we can have... okay, I see the vision now, but how- you know what? I'm just gonna pop down to the lab and see what I can do.
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do you play rivals?? if so who do you main 👀 -harry
i do! i actually just finished a match lol. i switch around a lot but i lean towards c&d, moon knight + mantis! the only strategist i don’t have a hang on is luna. i’ll play dualist here and there as well
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PETER HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY ITS YOUR BIRTDYAYYYYYYYYY 🎉🎉‼️👍‼️👉🎉‼️🎉🎉😁
THANK YOU REV <3
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dangit i was gonna anonymously send you an ask yelling "PETER FUCKING PARKER" with no context but your anons are off. gonna quietly walk away in sadness now (joke)
….how do i turn anons on i didnt know i had them off :(
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Danny: Hi, am I speaking to Petter Todd?
Jason: Yes. What is this regarding?
Danny: I saw your posting online for the house for rent, and I was wondering if it was still available?
Jason: Yes, it is. Can you tell me a little about yourself?
Danny: Sure. I'm a second year college student. I make about - I'm sorry, was that a gunshot?
Jason: No ,*bang bang* I live near a fireworks testing center.
Danny: .....okay anyway, I-
Goon: Boss we're surrounded!
Jason: I'm going to have to call you back Danny. Is this a good number?
Danny: Um yeah.
Enemy goon shouting: I'll kill you Red Hood!
Jason: *hangs up*
Danny staring at his phone in horror: I never told him my name.
Jazz: I told you the listing was too good to be true. Now we have Red Hood on our asses.
Danny crying: I'm sorry I have shit credit, Jazz. Not all of us knew to get a low limit secured credit card at 16!
#dcxdpdabbles#mun speaks#dcxdp crossover#from a fic i never wrote#Jazz and Danny move to Gotham#Jason becomes a landlord on the side#He was trying to make affordable living#He also knows about Danny cause he looks like a possible Rouge#Jazz doubts the good of it all#In the middle of shoot out Peter Todd retal answers
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#you ask: why do you keep posting reghabi?#i answer: founny#severance#severance apple tv#severance season 2#severance show#severance s2#mark s#mark scout#severance spoilers#helena eagan#helly r#helly riggs#dylan g#dylan george#irving b#irving bailiff#petey k#peter kilmer#gemma scout#ms casey#severance meme#severance meta#as text posts
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beginning to get the sickness that is wanting to watch mindcrack content. any recommendations/tips/warnings?
i've really only ever watched etho & bdubs so my knowledge is fully localized to their seasons, so frankly i feel unqualified to advise. this hasn't stopped me from making lists over the years anyway so I hope these posts give you some starting points:
this ethubs-centric post, not just mindcrack; in that case, see also cora's herstory document that includes various mindcrack streams
my favorite bdubs mindcrack episodes; you HAVE to watch the e pranker stuff at least.
my favorite etho mindcrack episodes, which conveniently has some thematic groups at the top and also please please watch the PVP events they are some of my favorites. probably good for branching out into other povs
bdubs UHCs. even just specifically only the final episodes. i'm not gonna spoil it but give UHC 11 a spin and report back what you think the moral of the story is. also uhcs are fun though i've watched only a couple of them
speaking of other povs i must defer to @single-malt-scotch. speaking of SMS, here's all about that. also the delicious antagonism between nebris and etho. or this relic of season 4 in review.
FTB and crackpack and such are also out there and fun. they might be in the links above probably maybe somewhere. go for it. theres a mindcrack podcast as well but i've never listened to it personally
recommendations etc include just follow your whims and always give into your urge to skip around, speed through episodes, come back later, switch it up. these are old and the people who do still love it and talk about it don't have perfect recall or expect that of others if you end up wanting to jam. speaking of old... there will be slurs, occasionally, depending on your pov. yes even if you stick to etho pov.
since i never so much as looked at someone play minecraft until.... like, late 2019? i find peeking back at the first big mc boom very charming and interesting. it is anthropologically dear to me. have fun and tell me how it goes!
#peter answers#masterpost#<- tag i forgot i used.#i think there's another old post in my drafts of funny moments but i'll edit if i find it later#i really wanted a break from work documents tysm for giving me an excuse. to not be doing that#ok anyway gonna go watch the sharing monologue again.
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Circus Boy
Directly inspired by @erinwantstowrite 's art!!! post
Request from awesome amazing cool Anon
Over the years, circuses have lost their spark.
Dick would know— he’d literally grown up in one. Back then, the circus was a symphony of effort and artistry. Weeks, sometimes months, were spent perfecting routines. Performances were designed to dazzle, to inspire awe, no matter the country or culture of the audience. The comedy sketches weren’t just filler— they were genuinely funny, capable of drawing laughter even from the most reluctant parent dragged along by an excited child. Every act had a rhythm, a purpose, and above all, passion. The performers took pride in their craft, and the audience responded in kind, feeding off the energy, cheering and clapping until their hands were raw and their throats sore.
Now? Now they were dull. Predictable routines recycled ad nauseam. Costumes that looked like they were bought in bulk from a clearance rack. Tents and stages slapped together with the barest effort to resemble grandeur. The magic, the joy—the soul of it all—had been replaced with a singular, glaring goal: profit. No one cared if the audience laughed, gasped, or even paid attention, so long as they paid their entrance fees.
But recently, whispers of something different had started making waves in Gotham: a circus gaining a reputation for being... well, different.
Dick’s curiosity was piqued. He hadn’t planned to go, at first. But the memories of his youth, of what the circus used to mean, stirred within him. Before he knew it, he’d wrangled (read: blackmailed) together as much of the family as he could to go see it. Which, wasn’t a whole lot considering quite a few were out of state currently, but it was enough to make him smile.
“Why must I come along? I do not see the point,” Damian groused, arms folded tightly across his chest as the group approached the circus grounds. Despite his protests, he made no move to make a stealthy exit.
“You’re coming because it’ll be good for you,” Dick said, ruffling Damian’s hair just to annoy him. Damian promptly swatted his hand away, glaring daggers at his adoptive brother.
“You don’t even know if it’ll be good,” Tim chimed in, hands shoved into his jacket pockets. “What if this thing is as boring as all the other ones you’ve complained about?”
“Then we’ll all get funnel cake and call it a night,” Stephanie said brightly, making it clear where her true excitement lay. “I’m in it for the food, anyway.”
Dick pouted. “You didn’t have to say the quiet part out loud!”
“Don’t underestimate funnel cake,” Duke added with a smirk. “It might be the only thing saving this trip if the show’s a flop.”
Dick rolled his eyes, but his grin didn’t waver. “You’re all so cynical. Just... trust me, okay? I have a feeling about this one.”
Sure, a lot of the decorations seemed cheap thus far, but Dick can’t blame them. They’re clearly low budget, with only two shows a week, versus the seven to ten a week Dick was used to. The difference was the genuine passion and excitement in the eyes of the performers. And they were just doing pre-show stunts on the street to rouse excitement!
Tim hummed thoughtfully. “This place has been gaining rapid popularity,” he said, the subtle edge in his tone making it clear he was already analyzing every detail. Dick saw his fingers twitch as if to take a picture.
Dick glanced over at him but didn’t comment. He recognized that tone— Tim was in detective mode, quietly piecing together threads no one else could see yet. He did, however, take the opportunity at his siblings' distraction to subtly herd them in the direction of the tents, eager to get a good front-row seat. Damian noticed, but he didn’t do much more than roll his eyes.
Steph, however, rolled her eyes dramatically. At Tim, not Dick. “Can you just enjoy one thing without looking for a criminal conspiracy, Tim?”
Tim matched her with a roll of his own eyes, the two slipping into a bickering match that’d put an old married couple to shame if they weren’t so aggressively gay. Meanwhile, Dick let his attention wander to the stage, studying the equipment with the practiced eye of someone who’d lived this life.
Suspended high above was the trapeze rig, its bars wrapped in worn leather, the steel cables taut and secured to thick iron frames. The safety net below, while a little faded, looked sturdy enough to do its job. Not brand-new, but serviceable.
To one side, a highwire stretched across a dizzying height, its slim cable shimmering faintly under the tent lights. The rigging showed some signs of age— slightly dulled bolts and scuffed counterweights—but nothing that made Dick worry. It would hold, even if the daredevil walking it would need nerves of steel.
A teeterboard sat center stage on the ground, its spring mechanism ready to launch performers into flips and vaults. Nearby, a stack of brightly painted crates and barrels hinted at comedic skits. Clowns would probably tumble over them with exaggerated flair, while a sturdy seesaw-like prop suggested slapstick gags involving plenty of unintentional (and intentional) falls.
The whole setup had a charming scrappiness to it. The equipment could use a little TLC, sure, but Dick had no doubt it would hold up under pressure. He could tell the performers had put their trust in it, and that meant something.
For a moment, Dick felt a flicker of nostalgia. The way the crew moved, the crisp efficiency with which they handled the gear— it reminded him of home, of the way his parents had always treated the stage with reverence, as though it were sacred ground.
“Do you see how high that wire is?” Duke muttered, his voice tinged with a mix of awe and apprehension as he followed Dick’s gaze.
“I see it,” Dick replied softly, his heart tightening. He couldn’t help but wonder who had the guts to walk that cable, let alone pull off any stunts on it. He’d definitely have to stick around and chat them up, maybe have a little friendly competition.
“Awe, man,” Duke sighed, visibly disappointed. “Guess we weren’t excited enough.”
Turns out “early” wasn’t early enough because the seating area was packed. The whole first three rows were aggressively claimed, forcing the group to settle for seats in the middle of the fourth row.
Steph and Duke promptly excused themselves to grab popcorn—or, more accurately, for Steph to scout for funnel cake. Dick had to respect the consistency.
Damian glanced at Dick, then at Tim with a withering look. “Drake, cease your ramblings. They sour my mood.”
Tim blinked, clearly taken aback. “Wait, just me? Steph was talking way more!”
Steph, who had been halfway out of earshot, whirled around with mock offense. “Excuse me? I wasn’t the one turning this into an episode of ‘True Crime: Circus Edition.’”
“Yeah, because you’re too busy planning how to steal funnel cake from children,” Tim shot back, crossing his arms. Damian’s eyebrow twitched. Dick wondered why peace was but a mere illusion.
“Oh, please,” Steph quipped. “You’d be the kid I steal it from, Drake.”
Before Tim could come up with a retort, and Damian became a convicted felon, the lights dimmed, cutting their bickering short. A hush fell over the crowd as the familiar low hum of a drumroll began to build.
The ringmaster strode into the center of the stage, clad in a dazzling coat of crimson and gold that shimmered under the spotlight. If you looked any closer than that, you’d see how tacky and cheap it was. His booming voice carried effortlessly across the tent.
“Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Welcome to a night of wonder, daring, and delight!” the ringmaster announced, his voice ringing through the tent as the steady drumroll built the tension. “Prepare yourselves for the extraordinary, the astonishing, the absolutely unbelievable! The show begins... now!”
The drumroll reached its peak, and with a dramatic flourish, the spotlight swept upward to reveal the first performer perched high above the stage. A man in a sparkling gold costume waved grandly to the crowd before swinging onto the trapeze. The audience clapped politely as he performed a few rudimentary tricks— basic flips and graceful swings that showcased control but lacked flair.
Two more performers joined him, each clad in similar glittering costumes. They moved with confidence, transitioning through formations and passing between trapezes, but the moves were predictable and lacked the edge Dick was hoping to see. Certainly, nothing that would make this rinky-dink circus as popular as it got so quickly.
Tim leaned toward Dick, his tone flat. “You dragged us here for this?”
“Underwhelming,” Damian muttered, his expression neutral but his tone sharp.
Dick didn’t respond immediately, though he couldn’t disagree. The tricks were technically fine— safe, practiced, polished— but there was no spark, no passion. No magic. He resigned to going home disappointed and also to the inevitable flaming via siblings.
But then, just as one of the performers finished an awkward landing on the platform, the ringmaster’s voice boomed again.
“And now, prepare yourselves for the prodigy of the skies, the one and only Amazing Arach-Kid!”
The spotlight shifted upward again, revealing a much smaller figure poised on a separate platform, high above the others. It was a boy— young and wiry, dressed in sleek crimson and black, his face obscured by a half-mask (not dissimilar to their domino masks, actually) that glimmered faintly in the light. For a moment, the crowd was silent, uncertain what to expect.
Without warning, the boy leaped.
The gasp from the audience was audible as the kid— Arach-Kid?— launched himself into a dramatic triple flip, his body twisting gracefully through the air before he caught the trapeze with flawless precision. The crowd erupted into applause, the energy in the tent shifting instantly.
He didn’t stop there. Swinging with a force that sent his trapeze soaring higher than any of the others had dared, he released at the peak of his arc and spun into a double somersault. Instead of catching the next trapeze, he landed neatly in the arms of one of the adult performers, who looked genuinely startled by the boy’s precision. He grinned, waving excitedly at the audience as they roared with applause.
From there, the routine transformed. Arach-Kid became the centerpiece of the act, seamlessly incorporating daring flips, twists, and transitions between trapezes. He was passed between the adults with perfect timing, their previous mediocrity eclipsed by his sheer skill and energy.
“Whoa,” Duke murmured, leaning forward in his seat. “He’s... good.”
“Who is that kid?” Tim asked, his voice tinged with disbelief.
“Better than the rest of them combined,” Damian said bluntly, though his tone carried the faintest hint of approval.
The boy ended his routine with a jaw-dropping quadruple somersault, catching the final trapeze one-handed and hanging upside down with effortless control. Gasps and cheers erupted from the audience, their applause thunderous as he let himself swing for a moment, letting the crowd bask in his daring. Then, with a fluid motion, he swung back, releasing the trapeze bar for one final flourish.
Dick leaned forward, his breath catching as the kid’s body twisted into the unmistakable maneuver— the signature move of the Flying Graysons.
The crowd roared as he executed the technique perfectly, his form flawless, his timing impeccable. He landed with a clean dismount, arms raised triumphantly, and offered the crowd a playful bow before darting off to the wings. Even with the stage empty, shouts and applause echoed for a long time after the boy left.
For a moment, Dick couldn’t move. His stomach churned as memories of his parents on that same trapeze flooded his mind. No one else knew that move. No one could. His parents had created it, and Dick had learned it from them. It was their legacy— his legacy.
So how, in the name of all that made sense, did this random kid just pull it off perfectly?
The lights shifted again, smoothly transitioning to the next act: a somewhat clumsy but undeniably entertaining tightrope routine. One performer started with a wobbling walk, arms flailing for comedic effect. Another joined, balancing precariously with a broomstick for support. The final performer added a unicycle to the mix, pedaling shakily across the thin wire as the audience laughed and clapped in delight.
It was… objectively funny.
But Dick barely noticed. His good mood had evaporated, replaced by a heavy knot of unease in his chest. At this point, they must have a hive mind with how they immediately filed out of the tent without a single word exchanged.
“That was—” Tim started, breaking the tense silence.
“Dick,” Steph interrupted, her voice low, “did he just—?”
“That was your move,” Tim finished firmly, his eyes locked on Dick’s.
“It’s not possible,” Duke added, glancing at the now-empty trapeze rig. “Right? It’s your family’s thing. There’s no way some random kid from Gotham knows it.”
“I am more concerned with how he knows it,” Damian said, his voice cutting. His eyes darted to Dick. “This is your domain, Richard. You must have answers.”
Dick didn’t respond right away. He couldn’t. His hands were clenched into fists at his sides, his breathing shallow. In disbelief, he muttered, “I don’t.”
Steph frowned. “Okay, well... what do we do? Do we just ignore the fact that some kid pulled off your impossible secret family move?”
“No,” Dick said sharply, his voice colder than any of them expected. “We don’t ignore it. We find out who he is, how he learned it, and what the hell is going on.”
Tim’s brow furrowed. “Do you think someone’s trying to get your attention? Like, deliberately?”
Dick shook his head, though his face betrayed his uncertainty. “I don’t know. Maybe. I mean, it’s... it’s possible, but...” He exhaled through his nose, frustrated. “I need answers. This isn’t something you just pick up on YouTube.”
The group left the small but packed circus, their earlier excitement replaced by a shared tension. The cool night air did little to clear their heads as they walked in a tight huddle, glancing over their shoulders as if the boy would materialize out of the crowd.
“Something’s not right,” Tim said, breaking the silence.
“Obviously,” Damian muttered.
“I mean it,” Tim snapped. “Moves like that— you don’t just do them. It takes years to learn without a teacher.” He glanced at Dick. “You’re sure no one outside your family knew it? Like, absolutely sure?”
“Positive,” Dick said firmly. “The only people who knew it are gone. Except me.” His voice dropped as he added, “Or at least, they’re supposed to be.”
The group exchanged uneasy looks, about both the situation and Dick’s reaction to it. It takes quite a bit to rattle him, so to see him, well, rattled was weird. Beyond weird. It was downright wrong.
“Either way,” Duke said cautiously, “we’re going to figure this out. Right?”
“Oh, we will,” Dick said, his voice grim. “We don’t leave things like this unanswered.”
As they disappeared into the Gotham night, paranoia settled over them like a second skin. Whatever was going on, it wasn’t going to stay a mystery for long.
#i scrolled for days to find that specific post it was buried#i hope you like this too anon!!! sorry it took forever to write ://#fought the urge to title this circus baby valiantly someone give me a gold star pls#accidentally wrote dick angry but like. how else would he realistically react fr#the batkids immediately went home and told dad btw#spiderman in gotham#peter parker in gotham#peter in gotham#spiderman gotham#spiderman x dc#spiderman#peter parker#dc#batman#batfam#dick grayson#tim drake#stephanie brown#duke thomas#damian wayne#dick grayson is richard parker#ficlet#anon request#anon answered#i love you anon#arach-kid is objectively an adorable hero name#awhoreintheory#erinwantstowrite#fanfic#my writing
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#this has been done but i'm doing it again#couldn't add extinction end or corruption cause of answer limit#the magnus archives#the magnus protocol#tma#tmagp#the entities#the fears#fear#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#sasha james#daisy tonner#basira hussain#tim stoker#danny stoker#melanie king#elias bouchard#jonah magnus#peter lukas#tma podcast#tma fears#tma poll#corner conversations
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How many guppies do you want to have with Tony?c
Oh goodness! Honestly, I don't know. I think we might need to get used to the two on the way first. Maybe one or two more after them, but we'll see.
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💌⭐️ Send this to your emotional support mutuals, who make your day brighter ⭐️💌
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:3 awww you’re so sweet :3
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:0 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
thank youuuuu :D
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If your comfort character isn't dead, traumatized, gay, or a mass murderer... are they really your comfort character?
#short answer: no#sirius black#remus lupin#james potter#lily evans#regulus black#mary macdonald#marlene mckinnon#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#peter pettigrew#wolfstar#jegulus#jily#dorlene#marylily#rosekiller#marauders#the marauders#marauders fandom#marauders era#the marauders era#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#ao3#ao3 fanfic#fanfic#fanfiction
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